Get out the crappy PP7 out in case of any annoying dickheads that might pop up now and again. Anyway as I was saying run through the tunnel hoping to get hit (It speeds you up if you're crap enough not to get the cheat time anyway). When you get to the door open it and leg it through the other as it is closing. Now ruin the stupid man's life by killing him (the one who activates the alarm) then aim up while moving forward and shoot. You now have a dam and 3 guardtowers. Destroy the alarms in each guardtower then leg it and run off the platform. Credit Alex Ward

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Facility 00 Agent 2:05 Invincibility

Leg it out of the vent and change to remote minds to kill the blokes where the security console is. Put it outside to the right a little. Kill the bloke with the keycard under the stairs. You have to open the door for people who are dumb. By the time you killed the nutter you should have detonated the mine. Activate it go to the long corridor. Strafe through hoping you don't get hit. Open the 2 doors. Kill some guys if you have to. Make a left. Make rude noises on the glass for some dick to open the door. Leg it through and go up stairs. Then hope doctor Dick is there. Carry on and put one near the 2 guys and detonate as you go past. Open the door decoder and blow up the tanks by throwing mines between the tanks. Complete the level. Credit Alex Ward
Editor's Note:
However much I hit Alex on the head with that damn dictionary it still doesn't seem to get into his head how to spell. Alex - if you were wondering - is rather foreign. Like 50,000 light years foreign, ya getting me?

Runway: Peg it out of the, no sorry, pick up the hand grenades. Turn Right and go in the doorway to kill the plonker who guards the timed mines. Run and open the metal door, on the left there is a door, enter and kill 2 blokes to receive the key. You can either run on the runway or take the tank, which you probably prefer. The tank is to the far right where you start. When you see the tank Do not fire because it gets boring on the runway for ½ hour doing nothing if the tank has been destroyed. Anyway press B at the door to escape.

Cradle: Ah ha you think you got to the last level, you're wrong, still 2 more to go busters. Grab the body armour behind you if you must then leg it across the platform shooting the inkingploop from a distant, Oddbodokins pick up his guns and use them on the silly pricks that come around the corner get there ammo if you like. At he junction go left. Pause the game a minute to watch your favourite TV program, in the break continue. Go down the hill and then the stairs killing any oddbodokins in the way. Turn left and enter the door, Shoot the bad guy whatever his name is. He won't die but Destroy that annoying 2 drones guns, check behind and kill any guys around the cabin you're in. Destroy the console behind the metal generator then go forward, Oh time for part 2. Go down the ramp and shoot the Bad guy Watch out for his sneaky hand grenades. Anyway follow him around until he says, "FINISH THE JOB JAMES". Then go to the bottom ground, in the centre is a cabin where Mr. Bad guy waits. Jump down the hole and finish that Gay tosser off. PS: PICK UP ANY ARMOR YOU SEE IT MIGHT HELP IF YOU'RE CRAP.

EDITORS NOTE: Odsbodikins is a Georgian swearword, he put it in because at his school, computers can't access any sites with swearwords in, we're wonderring if crap counts as bad language...

Train: You must kill alot of people that will end up with alot demented faces. Anyway take the obvious way out the start Duck and kill loads of people through holes and things. Kill them all and shoot the boxes (2) near the door on the other side off the white box. Then destroy the white box. Find the gun that came out the boxes Either DD44 or RC-P90 depending of Agent level. Open next door shoot all the poopid people then the brake box. After go down the coriidor and kill blokes and from behind be careful. Anyway destroy the box at the end of the corridor then go through the next lot and there is a brake box near the start of the corr. on your left or behind you. Destroy that but watch out for Idiotic blokes. continue and watch out for any brake boxes. When you go in the silver metalled room, kill the man then shoot the box behind you (brake). 2 Guards come kill them get the key and kill Ouromov, if you can get Xenia to by lining them both up (it is hard)

Surface 2: On this keep to the right and destroy the camera when you get near that hut go and open the door kill te bloke and get key. Head out to dish then to open the doors and go up the stairs destroy the camera on your way. Then open that door and destroy the table hoping that everything on it was blown up. Get out of there then go to the place left of the dish with 2 huts. Destroy the camera on one side thengo to the other hut that is straight on. Destroy that camera then go to the Copter andput the remote mine to destroy that flammin thing. Enter the building bunker below to complete the mission.

Surface 1 Oh yes You could get down to the Burger King Sale, Quick 20% off all burgers Rush down to Burger King and get 20% off the Whopper at Sidcom, New MAldon, Croydon and south Ruislip. Run out sorry get behind you and grab the Burger type grenades and rush down to courts to get your mits on timed mines behind you on the right But don't go alone, a pp7 would help kill and leg it# out the door or down the rugrats Slide but watch out for angelica on the right. Grab the burger grenades and entry the hut kill those suicidel nutters Grab the key run to the tank and don't miss the sale ends YR 2098 but it must end soon. Destroy those beds that R Drone guns and the battery near the Plane. Enter and walla there you have your Large Whopper meal from Burger King mmm This is nice. Doh nuts mmmmmmmm

EDITORS NOTE: I've got a strange feeling this is more of a Runway Walkthrough. But you know Alex... Help tell me the Bunker Missions andrew I gonna die of a Fit.com

STATUE PARK: Ahh help me I haven't completed this level I am so bad at it. Ok im alright at it and I can Complete it. For those thicko's of you out there who can't completeit or just like to take the mic out my walkthrough's or to have a laugh at it. here it is Run down the hill and NO. How many times have I told you not to run down the hills in those boots. And watch out you almost spilt your drink.Go down and kill any idiots that get near you. Keep left and follow the path around soon you'll come to 3 pillars go yto the left and you should see a orange box enter and kill the idiot, If your thick you will not notice the small symbol saying you've failed (Andrew READ THIS DONT PUT THAT PART ON THE WEB)( FROM IF YOUR THICK YOU Will not notice the..........turn left and then right to follow your way round. Soon you will find that statue wait there and speak to bloke When Objec. B is done get out gun and fire. Then get to where you started then find orange box. Then go to the Gate and start a mass raid on everyone (kill the bloke who holds NATALIYA first) Enter out the gate to complete the level...

Silo: Run and open the door kill all the blokes and go up the stairs kill the other blokes then go thru the door at the end thenkill the other man, after get the keycards and other things. Up the stairs open the door kill all the tossers turn right then open the next door kill any poofs on the way and then open the door kill some more open the door kill more. Up the stairs turn left killany blokes open the door get the suff and keycards kill any thicko's and then move on up the stairs. Keep repeat this until you get to the door with Ouromov, If your thick he's the guy with briefcase. Kill him if you must kill any other poopid people then turn left and again until you reach the room with the lift. Open and enter. Oh did I say about the plastiques in all the rooms with the scientists in and to take a picture of the satellite, It must have slipped my mind completly.

Frigate: Run out of the boat then up the stairs in the door kill the poof, take the last right. Shoot all the me then take the door where the other hostage is kill the other poof. Then turn left and kill the stupid Bloke. carry on and go down the stairs to put the bug on the copter. Open open that big garage door like thing then open the other door and kill the 3 idiots. THEN GO IN THE ENGINE ROOM AND GO TO BLOW UP THE BOMB. Down below is a civilian. Save him and get out. Around the engine room are 2 hostages which are somewhere, find them and then go to a room somewhere which I don't know where it is and blow up the other bomb. LEVEL ACOMPLISHED!!!

Bunker You took my word and popped down to Burger KIng I hope You'de better have Anyway with No cheats so far and no chocolate digetives leff shame on you. The cheek!! Anyway run into the door and open it then kill those 2 arty tarts prats hanging around near the dangerous highly explosive computers.Open the door and kill the two weirdo's lurking around. Once their gone destroy the camera hoping it didn't see you. Then turn back and go through the door you started at. Open the next door turn and shoot the Camera high up on the wall. open the double doors then turn left and destroy that camera on the wall. After turn 180 Degrees. Run straight on and go in the main room, kill all the blokes and remember the camera behind the glass. Once you've cleared the area pick the key on the table where that puff is. I think his name is Boris is a Slughead's. Pause, get the key anasliser and press Z. Find Boris is a Slughead then he should say something thats when you come in and blow him to hell and follow him to where he goes, then get out something in that room with the 2 tallish grey things and press Z after the alarm goes off. Go back to main room and exit through doors, watch out for the stupid inkingploops

NOTE: For your own enjoyment, I haven't edited these. Some seem to be written for all difficulties while others just for cheats but I dunno. I kept the Statue bit Alex didn't want me to include coz I didn't understand what he wanted me to delete. All Above credit Alex Ward


Archives Alex Ward

Archives: One hint is vitual here. Straife all the way. Good got that over clear to you. Run to the stupid thick bloke and slap him. Kill the other with the DD44.
After open the door and go left. Don't KILL any wankers that pop up noun and again.

Go up the stairs and staife right then go past the glass rooms and through the door turn left then through the double doors and turn right then go past the bookcases then there is a door (single) open it then you see the girl run near the other double doors, go down the stairs then take the door most right after turn left and go straight through the one ahead then open the door on the left.

Kill the bloke then go out the door you didn't go into then kill any blokes and take the next door you see then destroy the window and Voila

Aztec Alex Ward:
For this kill any nutters on the way and be careful too now secure the area then straight on then get in the room with the computers then through the door kill any idiots then destroy that computer and go down the alley but be careful of the drone guns. Destroy any more idiots then somemore drone guns in that large room then up the stairs and press the button.

Now thengo back down the stairs and kill Jaws that idiot in that alley kill any arsewipes that might pop up noun and then. then go to the computer with the A: drive and insert your disk. Then return back to the computer and do some otherstuff and I can't remember what. LEVEL ACOMPLISHED.
Oh yeah right, Level accomplished...

Bunker 2 Alex Ward:
Get out the magnet and press Z. One thing in this level, You'll have to ind out where the camera's are because I can't remember. Kill that idiot and open the doors then get the safe key and then the other safe key and open the first safe you saw. Now Do your other objectives and remember about Nataliya or whatever her dumb name is. Then go to the end and level acomplished. Don't forget the guy with the clipboard though

Caverns Alex Ward:

Follow the track then kill any annoying tossers that get in the way after that open some doors and destroy every computer in the caverns thing then contact that Gay wanker but be careful. After don't kill any nutters on the way then do the other objective and level Acomplished

Control Alex Ward:

Go out the lift and kill some world cup wankers after destroy the 3 annoying drone guns then get that arty tarty thing out of that lift then let her run to that computer then go through that door and kill some total idiots. now get the remote mines and kill all the nutters near the boxes that throw hand grenades. Then kill some more idiots then up the stairs open the door then destroy those gits and then through the door and plant the mine on the thing then on the one on the other side then up through a door then trash the men and four drone guns. Then up some stairs then to the other two things and plant the remote mines on them then get the body armor then open the door then let Nataliya or whatever her thick name is then do the computers and Destruct every Dickhead in the then exit the level LEVEL ACOMPLISHED.
Oh yeah don't forget the last thing that you need to destroy.

Depot Alex Ward:

Go on and kill any losers you see open the gate then when you get near the junction turn left and open a garage door. Destroy the drone gun if you like then the map and the mainframes. Then run to the Train and kill any annoying gay spasticated tossed up flippin annoying wanker that are also Dickheads.

Egyptian Alex Ward:
Hug the right wall and then go thru the opening in the wall then hug the right again and kill the bloke. Now up the stairs and do the thing with the golden gun and miss the drone guns For thick people the drone guns can't blow up so suck on that. Kill the bloke again and and the lights dim go to wherever you need to go and kill the bloke for the last time. GAME ACOMPLISHED.

Thankyou for everyone who has read all my walkthrough's. Why not send in your own to imhavingafit@hotmail.com As I have finished these I will now concentrate on Improving them and then I will be doing some Maps for Andrew Thanks Again



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Jungle Alex Ward:
here you're in with the girl. Watch out for all the drone guns and you must kill some people otherwise that blue bloused idiot gets killed and the mission is over.

Go forward and kill a couple of demented people . Anyway kill some more nutters.

Watch out for the drone guns. Kill some more Anuses then when you get to the bridge kil the ugly cow and drone gun.

Then watch out for other dickheads. Go up the ramp up the ladder.

Destroy the 2 drone guns and ammo dump (the small boxes) then in the lift. Voila!

Streets Alex Ward:
On this level you must go forward kill dome idiots and find Valentin once you've done this get in the tank and drive to the finish which I can't remember where it is. Watch out for the rocket launcher guys though and the land mines.


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